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Mercedes Making Us Laugh
- I'm trying to concentrate.
- Mama I sooo dang sorry.
- Mommy, I love my dance teacher Mrs. Erin she is sooo sweet. Am I sweet? No you are mean.
- Mercedes who is the Prophet of our church today? I am
- Mommy, I want a girl baby. Well we will see what Heavenly Father sends us, it could be a boy. Oh!! I am, gonna PRAY for a GIRL then.
- Christian is the Sensei.
- I am the Mommy, Christian is the Daddy and Lincoln is my baby.
- Christian is my Prince.
- Superman is a great guy.
- Mommy you are not being nice, you are not a great Mommy.
- I am so PROUD of you Christian!!!
- Mom, I gotta go Batman(Christian) is calling me.
- Mom, I am Batgirl, Christian is Batman and Lincoln is Robin.
- You're a GREAT Mom!
- My Bad....hehehe
- This is hard. It's a Mommy job.
- Sadie on the phone with pretend BF Jack: Hey Saide are you okay? Excuse me Jack. Mom I am on the phone. Shhh
- I am just fiiiiiiiiine.
- Mommy, hurry call the police, I need go pee bad.
- I wanna go the Wute game.
- Go Wutes!!!
- Christian , you be nice now?
- Sorry Mama I scream my head off.
- Christian will kick the mean guys. Christian has BIG muscles.
- I wove wove wou Mal, you my best friend.
- Mama, let's throw WInk away and get a GIRL.
- Mommy, you no wear seatbelt police get you.
- Jack kisses me ALL the time (imaginery boyfriend)
- Coooo Coooo :)
- I like fake people not real people. (cartoons)
- Lincoln pees in his pants all the time.
- Rest Christian, you play with me all day tomorrow.
- REDBOX!!!!!
- I marry Christian. Sadie, you can't marry me I am your brother. Okay, I marry Jack ;) imaginary boyfriend
- Good class Christian (karate)
- Mama, I want baby girl. Oh not yet Sadie. Okay I go buy baby girl.
- Mama shhhh, no sing.
- Mama, I have baby girl in my tummy. When is she coming out? Oh no come out, she go wah wah wah. Baby stay in tummy.
- Ah, Shut your mouth ;)
- Hey Baby!!!
- Quiet, I on the phone with Kiki
- Mama, are you mad at me?
- I want eat Ursula. (calamari)
- Shhh, Wink's asleep.
- I want baby girl.
- It's okay Grandad/Coco fix it.
- I marry Max, he so nice.
- Shhh, I on the phone.
- Sadie you're such a good little mama to Lincoln. I no mama, you mama. I sister.
- Wahhhhh.......Fake Cry!!!
- Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.....(louder and louder)
- Soooo Cool / Way Cool
- I talking to Jack (imaginary boyfriend on the phone)
- Good Night Goldilocks. I not Goldie, Goldie mean.
- I never be naughty, I perfect ;)
- Mama, I fall I DIE.
- I want a new Mama....Mimi, Mimi, Mimi, Mimi (Aunt Megan)
- My Birthday Saturday, I be 5. Like Chichen (Christan)
- I wove Wink ;)
- Sorry Mama, Sorry Mama, Sorry Mama.......
- I marry Daddy.
- My back hurts, I need go bed.
Christian's Funny Comments
- Mom, I am not a little boy. I am a young adult :)
- Playing house with Mercedes- Sadie it's time for dinner, we are having chicken.
- Mom, I am going to work (dressed in his Batman costume)
- Mercedes, put that away and concentrate on this right now.
- Dude Mom you need to shave your legs, they are so hairy. Seriously!
- Mom, hustle hustle
- Say goodnight to your wife Dude.
- Now let's see where was I.......
- You watch your words little lady.
- This is the most disgusting thing I have ever done. (Urine sample)
- Grandma, can you teach your kids some manners.....please.
- Daddy, look at the patio isn't it BEAUTIFUL?
- Lincoln is my best friend in the WHOLE world!
- Mommy, (sad voice) I don't want Mallory to move I love her, I want her to stay here. I know she will be back soon though buddy, it's not for very long. 10 minutes later...... Mom, I have put traps all over the house and locked her door so she can't get out. And I wrote on the floor in the garage, Christian and arrows going back inside. So, she will see my name and the arrows and know to come back.
- I just love our family so much, they are the best. I am so glad that Heavenly Father and Jesus put us all together.
- I am never going to get married, when I grow up I am going to be just like Uncle Jonny.
- Hey old lady, turn on my light. hahahaha
- What are we celebrating Christian? The birth of our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ.
- Hey Mom, you know Joe? Well.....
- Shhhh let's all be quiet. Now isn't that so pleasant :)
- Mom, why do you comb Lincoln's hair like that, it looks like an old man?
- I am on the JOHN.
- I am NOT picky. I am peticular.
- Ohhhh, my brain hurts.
- Lincoln is lovin' on my bum. (hugging)
- Wow that is a sweet house!!! (modern, that's my boy)
- Save me hot mama.
- Oh I screamed liked a girl....
- Is Daddy gonna marry football? hehehe
- Mother, Mother?
- Well, I wanted to bring some toys to keep me company.
- Mommy, I am giving you some sugar. My sugar is barking spiders(farts) hehehe
- Mommy, do you remember the bird that died? Well, he is in heaven with Heavenly Father waiting to come back to his body. So he is okay :)
- Lincoln you look so handsome in your suit.
- Mom, you are being kind of a Stinker.....
- Mom did you see that black Mustang? It had red seats, sweet.
- I am a cougar fan ;) hehehe
- It was violent and awesome and I liked it.
- That's INCORRECT!!!!!
- Mommy, this....is not happening again.(Mommy going to Lake Powell for 3 days)
- Mommy, this show is violent. (Batman Cartoon-PG)
- Ladies first :)
- What did Valory say? (Nana)
- Lincoln has the best smile and the best laugh in the world.
- You're a HOT mama.
- Mommy, don't show your garments. It's not respectable, and it is inappropriate.
- Mom, you are a vaccuum. You pick everything up.
- Mommy, don't you walk away from me when I am talking to YOU!!!
- Mom, I don't want to get old and die. I want us all to stay little forever ;(
- Lincoln is Golden :)
- I want Sadie to stay little forever, she says funny stuff.
- Why is Joseph wearing a dress?
- This chicken is hot, but the sauce is tooo good.
- Just leave it Mom, I will deal with it later.
- You're killing me DAD!!!
- Oh, Yah Baby!!!!!
- Excuse me Birthday Girl.
- I want to sit next to the Birthday Girl (Mommy)
- I'll go deal with it.
- What's the problem?
- I think I am allergic to you.
- Mom, I am going to put you in jail.
- I just can't get anything done when I am always taking care of Lincoln.
- Mom, you are going to laugh but guess what.....
- I don't want to talk about it right now, we'll talk about it later.
- There's nothing to do on this planet. I want to live on a different planet.
- Right, right, right. Here we go again.
- Good for you.
- Crikey!!!
- That wasn't so hard.
- Stuff Happens.
- Mom, your a genius. That means your really smart.
- I'll kick your butt.
- Is this your BLOG?
- That's the best I can do.
- She just needs to be grateful, that's what's about life.
- Sadie, if you do that I am gonna be TICKED!
- Ahhhh a monster, oh wait it's just Mom :)
- What the.....
- I would like to have steak and salmon.
- That's just life Sadie.
- Why is that guy almost naked, I can see his nipples.
- I think you might be allergic.
- Sorry, I was being snotty down stairs.
- Lincoln is lovin' on you.
- These are painfully sour.
- Please bless my farts.
- Turn that down in there, I can hear it all the way in here.
- What did you just say? I heard that!!! (mad voice)
- Hey guys, I need a little help here.
- Please bless these vegetables to give us strong muscles.
- Lincoln is my little dude :)
- Wow, Elasticgirls butt is HUGE!!!
- Embarrassing.......
- Mercedes, that's all I can do, sorry. I don't know what to tell you
- Costco ROCKS!!!
- We are right on schedule.
- Mercedes, would you like to rent a movie tonight?
- I am so thankful for this gospel. ;)
- Excuse me.
- I love octopus. (yummy calamari)
- Sadie let's get ready for the ball.
- I want to have a special dance with Sadie.
- I Love Lincoln, he's my little dude.
- Mickey Mouse really is MAGIC!
- Shush girl, hush your lips, do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.
- Get away from my sister you weirdo!!!
- We go to the temple and get married because Heavenly Father wants us to.
- Oh don't say that, your a perfect mommy.
- Your a good tuckerinner.
- I was a little bit good ;)
- These are really nice tires, on my car (the batmobile).
- I just wanted to say I Love You!
- Call me Bruce Wayne
- Sadie, you're okay get back on.
- Mom, what are my options?
- Stop it Sadie, you're freaking me out!!!
- Lincoln adores me :)
- This one is in good shape, let's get it.(used book)
- Daddy is really getting on my nerves.
- This is annoying.
- I am on it.
- Mission Accomplished!!!
- Mercedes don't be sad, Jesus gets resurrected.
- This is such a cool city!
- I am just having a hard day ;(
- Whatever you say beautiful mom.
- Yep, she is the terrible twos.
- Definately!
- I have a hot date!
- Yes, I can see that.
- Hmmm, I will have to think about that.....
- Mercedes, Mommy and I are not going to talk to you if you are just going to yell at us.
- Come out, come out, where ever you are.
- Oh Snap!!!
- My Daddy will come home and say "where is my sweetheart and my kids."
- Daddy, you are going to get a spankin' and time out.
- That was a good one DAD.
- Mom, do you know who is the very best.....you!
- Lincoln has the best laugh in the world.
- My Mommy works. My Daddy does too, but my Mom, she cleans like nobody else!
- Mommy, you're beautiful!
- Dad, I am proud of you too.
- Come on Little One.
- Mercedes, if you are going to make a mess go tell Mom not me.
- Cortney, you need to get rid of some of your clothes and give them to someone that doesn't have any.
- Mom, will I be with you forever?
- Dad, if you hit that car you're gonna pay for it.
- Dad, you were naughty at church so you do not get any presents from Santa, you get a lump of coal.
- Mom, I am distracting Mercedes.
- I wish my daddy had nipples to feed Lincoln, then he could take care of him and I could just be with my Mommy!
- I Love You Sadie Bug!
- Mom, Jesus made us all the same.
- Come on Sadie Bug!
- You know what Mom? If I get scared I can say a prayer to Jesus.
- Can you go to BATMAN.COM
- Mom, Mom let me tell you something....
- What in the world!
- Silly Goose
- You get what you get, and you don't throw a fit.
- I am gonna whomp on you.
- Mercedes will do it, she is my helper.
- Did you get good rest Mom?
- I am wearing this because it makes me look handsome.
- Sometimes my Dad speeds. . . . and sometimes my Dad gets tickets.
- Oh Disgust!
- Actually. . . . .
- Okay, whatever you say Mom. (Little kiss up, I hear this alot when he wants something.)
- I am a ROCKSTAR!
- This seems pretty dangerous!
- Silly Goose
- Batman sure looked alot like Jonny!?
- I want us to have 5 girls and 5 boys in our family ;)
- I can't Mom I am too exhausted.
- Your bed is so much more comfortable though.
- Mercedes is so darling, cute.
- It was so filthy.
- I am Prince Batman.
- Mom, I want to marry you some day!
About Me
- melaniegrover
- Melanie Brooke Murphey Grover raised in Highland Utah, second oldest of seven kids. Attended BYU Nauvoo in 2002-Church History Program. Degree in Interior Design, I specialize in organization and furniture layout. I currently do in-home consultations(only for family and friends.) I met my husband Joe Grover the summer 1999 in NY while we were both participating in the Hill Cumorah Pageant. Joe served a mission in Micronesia, Guam and we where married almost a year later. We were married in the SLC Temple. Joe works in Venture Capital, and is an associate with Mercato Partners. We have 3 amazing children: Christian 5, Mercedes 3, and Lincoln 1. I love to sing, bake/cook, keep a very tidy house, exercise, play with my babies, design/organize and go to the theater/dinner with Joe. I hate being away from my kids, clutter, being late, and going to Walmart. I love my Savior, Jesus Christ and I am so grateful for the gospel in my life. My family and friends are everything to me. I love you all!
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