Mommy, I love my dance teacher Mrs. Erin she is sooo sweet. Am I sweet? No you are mean.
Mercedes who is the Prophet of our church today? I am
Mommy, I want a girl baby. Well we will see what Heavenly Father sends us, it could be a boy. Oh!! I am, gonna PRAY for a GIRL then.
Christian is the Sensei.
I am the Mommy, Christian is the Daddy and Lincoln is my baby.
Christian is my Prince.
Superman is a great guy.
Mommy you are not being nice, you are not a great Mommy.
I am so PROUD of you Christian!!!
Mom, I gotta go Batman(Christian) is calling me.
Mom, I am Batgirl, Christian is Batman and Lincoln is Robin.
You're a GREAT Mom!
This is hard. It's a Mommy job.
Sadie on the phone with pretend BF Jack: Hey Saide are you okay? Excuse me Jack. Mom I am on the phone. Shhh
I am just fiiiiiiiiine.
Mommy, hurry call the police, I need go pee bad.
I wanna go the Wute game.
Christian , you be nice now?
Sorry Mama I scream my head off.
Christian will kick the mean guys. Christian has BIG muscles.
I wove wove wou Mal, you my best friend.
Mama, let's throw WInk away and get a GIRL.
Mommy, you no wear seatbelt police get you.
Jack kisses me ALL the time (imaginery boyfriend)
Coooo Coooo :)
I like fake people not real people. (cartoons)
Lincoln pees in his pants all the time.
Rest Christian, you play with me all day tomorrow.
I marry Christian. Sadie, you can't marry me I am your brother. Okay, I marry Jack ;) imaginary boyfriend
Good class Christian (karate)
Mama, I want baby girl. Oh not yet Sadie. Okay I go buy baby girl.
Mama shhhh, no sing.
Mama, I have baby girl in my tummy. When is she coming out? Oh no come out, she go wah wah wah. Baby stay in tummy.
Ah, Shut your mouth ;)
Quiet, I on the phone with Kiki
Mama, are you mad at me?
I want eat Ursula. (calamari)
Shhh, Wink's asleep.
I want baby girl.
It's okay Grandad/Coco fix it.
I marry Max, he so nice.
Shhh, I on the phone.
Sadie you're such a good little mama to Lincoln. I no mama, you mama. I sister.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.....(louder and louder)
Soooo Cool / Way Cool
I talking to Jack (imaginary boyfriend on the phone)
Good Night Goldilocks. I not Goldie, Goldie mean.
I never be naughty, I perfect ;)
Mama, I fall I DIE.
I want a new Mama....Mimi, Mimi, Mimi, Mimi (Aunt Megan)
My Birthday Saturday, I be 5. Like Chichen (Christan)
I wove Wink ;)
Sorry Mama, Sorry Mama, Sorry Mama.......
I marry Daddy.
My back hurts, I need go bed.
Christian's Funny Comments
Mom, I am not a little boy. I am a young adult :)
Playing house with Mercedes- Sadie it's time for dinner, we are having chicken.
Mom, I am going to work (dressed in his Batman costume)
Mercedes, put that away and concentrate on this right now.
Dude Mom you need to shave your legs, they are so hairy. Seriously!
Mom, hustle hustle
Say goodnight to your wife Dude.
Now let's see where was I.......
You watch your words little lady.
This is the most disgusting thing I have ever done. (Urine sample)
Grandma, can you teach your kids some manners.....please.
Daddy, look at the patio isn't it BEAUTIFUL?
Lincoln is my best friend in the WHOLE world!
Mommy, (sad voice) I don't want Mallory to move I love her, I want her to stay here. I know she will be back soon though buddy, it's not for very long. 10 minutes later...... Mom, I have put traps all over the house and locked her door so she can't get out. And I wrote on the floor in the garage, Christian and arrows going back inside. So, she will see my name and the arrows and know to come back.
I just love our family so much, they are the best. I am so glad that Heavenly Father and Jesus put us all together.
I am never going to get married, when I grow up I am going to be just like Uncle Jonny.
Hey old lady, turn on my light. hahahaha
What are we celebrating Christian? The birth of our Savior and Lord Jesus Christ.
Hey Mom, you know Joe? Well.....
Shhhh let's all be quiet. Now isn't that so pleasant :)
Mom, why do you comb Lincoln's hair like that, it looks like an old man?
I am on the JOHN.
I am NOT picky. I am peticular.
Ohhhh, my brain hurts.
Lincoln is lovin' on my bum. (hugging)
Wow that is a sweet house!!! (modern, that's my boy)
Save me hot mama.
Oh I screamed liked a girl....
Is Daddy gonna marry football? hehehe
Well, I wanted to bring some toys to keep me company.
Mommy, I am giving you some sugar. My sugar is barking spiders(farts) hehehe
Mommy, do you remember the bird that died? Well, he is in heaven with Heavenly Father waiting to come back to his body. So he is okay :)
Lincoln you look so handsome in your suit.
Mom, you are being kind of a Stinker.....
Mom did you see that black Mustang? It had red seats, sweet.
I am a cougar fan ;) hehehe
It was violent and awesome and I liked it.
Mommy, this....is not happening again.(Mommy going to Lake Powell for 3 days)
Mommy, this show is violent. (Batman Cartoon-PG)
Ladies first :)
What did Valory say? (Nana)
Lincoln has the best smile and the best laugh in the world.
You're a HOT mama.
Mommy, don't show your garments. It's not respectable, and it is inappropriate.
Mom, you are a vaccuum. You pick everything up.
Mommy, don't you walk away from me when I am talking to YOU!!!
Mom, I don't want to get old and die. I want us all to stay little forever ;(
Lincoln is Golden :)
I want Sadie to stay little forever, she says funny stuff.
Why is Joseph wearing a dress?
This chicken is hot, but the sauce is tooo good.
Just leave it Mom, I will deal with it later.
You're killing me DAD!!!
Oh, Yah Baby!!!!!
Excuse me Birthday Girl.
I want to sit next to the Birthday Girl (Mommy)
I'll go deal with it.
What's the problem?
I think I am allergic to you.
Mom, I am going to put you in jail.
I just can't get anything done when I am always taking care of Lincoln.
Mom, you are going to laugh but guess what.....
I don't want to talk about it right now, we'll talk about it later.
There's nothing to do on this planet. I want to live on a different planet.
Right, right, right. Here we go again.
Good for you.
That wasn't so hard.
Mom, your a genius. That means your really smart.
I'll kick your butt.
Is this your BLOG?
That's the best I can do.
She just needs to be grateful, that's what's about life.
Sadie, if you do that I am gonna be TICKED!
Ahhhh a monster, oh wait it's just Mom :)
I would like to have steak and salmon.
That's just life Sadie.
Why is that guy almost naked, I can see his nipples.
I think you might be allergic.
Sorry, I was being snotty down stairs.
Lincoln is lovin' on you.
These are painfully sour.
Please bless my farts.
Turn that down in there, I can hear it all the way in here.
What did you just say? I heard that!!! (mad voice)
Hey guys, I need a little help here.
Please bless these vegetables to give us strong muscles.
Lincoln is my little dude :)
Wow, Elasticgirls butt is HUGE!!!
Mercedes, that's all I can do, sorry. I don't know what to tell you
We are right on schedule.
Mercedes, would you like to rent a movie tonight?
I am so thankful for this gospel. ;)
I love octopus. (yummy calamari)
Sadie let's get ready for the ball.
I want to have a special dance with Sadie.
I Love Lincoln, he's my little dude.
Mickey Mouse really is MAGIC!
Shush girl, hush your lips, do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.
Get away from my sister you weirdo!!!
We go to the temple and get married because Heavenly Father wants us to.
Oh don't say that, your a perfect mommy.
Your a good tuckerinner.
I was a little bit good ;)
These are really nice tires, on my car (the batmobile).
I just wanted to say I Love You!
Call me Bruce Wayne
Sadie, you're okay get back on.
Mom, what are my options?
Stop it Sadie, you're freaking me out!!!
Lincoln adores me :)
This one is in good shape, let's get it.(used book)
Daddy is really getting on my nerves.
This is annoying.
I am on it.
Mercedes don't be sad, Jesus gets resurrected.
This is such a cool city!
I am just having a hard day ;(
Whatever you say beautiful mom.
Yep, she is the terrible twos.
I have a hot date!
Yes, I can see that.
Hmmm, I will have to think about that.....
Mercedes, Mommy and I are not going to talk to you if you are just going to yell at us.
Come out, come out, where ever you are.
My Daddy will come home and say "where is my sweetheart and my kids."
Daddy, you are going to get a spankin' and time out.
That was a good one DAD.
Mom, do you know who is the very best.....you!
Lincoln has the best laugh in the world.
My Mommy works. My Daddy does too, but my Mom, she cleans like nobody else!
Mommy, you're beautiful!
Dad, I am proud of you too.
Come on Little One.
Mercedes, if you are going to make a mess go tell Mom not me.
Cortney, you need to get rid of some of your clothes and give them to someone that doesn't have any.
Mom, will I be with you forever?
Dad, if you hit that car you're gonna pay for it.
Dad, you were naughty at church so you do not get any presents from Santa, you get a lump of coal.
Mom, I am distracting Mercedes.
I wish my daddy had nipples to feed Lincoln, then he could take care of him and I could just be with my Mommy!
I Love You Sadie Bug!
Mom, Jesus made us all the same.
Come on Sadie Bug!
You know what Mom? If I get scared I can say a prayer to Jesus.
Can you go to BATMAN.COM
Mom, Mom let me tell you something....
What in the world!
You get what you get, and you don't throw a fit.
I am gonna whomp on you.
Mercedes will do it, she is my helper.
Did you get good rest Mom?
I am wearing this because it makes me look handsome.
Sometimes my Dad speeds. . . . and sometimes my Dad gets tickets.
Actually. . . . .
Okay, whatever you say Mom. (Little kiss up, I hear this alot when he wants something.)
I am a ROCKSTAR!
This seems pretty dangerous!
Batman sure looked alot like Jonny!?
I want us to have 5 girls and 5 boys in our family ;)
Melanie Brooke Murphey Grover raised in Highland Utah, second oldest of seven kids. Attended BYU Nauvoo in 2002-Church History Program. Degree in Interior Design, I specialize in organization and furniture layout. I currently do in-home consultations(only for family and friends.) I met my husband Joe Grover the summer 1999 in NY while we were both participating in the Hill Cumorah Pageant. Joe served a mission in Micronesia, Guam and we where married almost a year later. We were married in the SLC Temple. Joe works in Venture Capital, and is an associate with Mercato Partners. We have 3 amazing children: Christian 5, Mercedes 3, and Lincoln 1. I love to sing, bake/cook, keep a very tidy house, exercise, play with my babies, design/organize and go to the theater/dinner with Joe. I hate being away from my kids, clutter, being late, and going to Walmart. I love my Savior, Jesus Christ and I am so grateful for the gospel in my life. My family and friends are everything to me. I love you all!